Okay, so you have to
read this post first for the following to make sense.
Yes. I'm the other half of Beth Revis's bet. I have 15,000 words due to her tomorrow. We've both been dragging our heels. She has 8,400 words left, and I have . . . wait for it . . .
15,000 words.I AM THE WORST AUTHOR EVER.Also, the worst bettor.
I'm reasonably confident that Beth has already won this match, and I'll be the one purchasing the coffee and treats at our get-together tomorrow. (And you'd better believe that authors can consume A LOT of coffee and treats.)
But. That doesn't mean I'm happy to sit on my tush today and let her SHOW OFF how AMAZING and ON-TASK she is. I can be on-task, too! I swear I can!
TODAY SO FAR
9:09 a.m.: My alarm — set to give me a jump up on today's work — goes off. I snooze that bitch.
9:19: SNOOZE.
9:29: SNOOZE.
9:39: SNOOZE.
9:49: Screw you, alarm! I am turning you OFF.
11:04: Jarrod calls to see if I'm awake. I don't answer.
11:50: Jarrod calls again. I put the phone underneath my pillow.
12:11 p.m.: My phone
bings. A text from Kiersten White. It makes me laugh, and I somewhat wake up.
12:12: Check Gmail and Google Reader on my phone, from bed.
12:15: Jarrod calls. I answer, but the call is short as my brain is fuzzy.
12:17: Back to Google Reader. Yay! A
new comic from Kate Beaton!
12:25: Check Twitter and discover a direct message from Beth: "Be afraid. Be very afraid." + link to her live blog.
12:26: OH LOOK WHO IS OUT OF BED NOW.
12:27: Pace in manic circles around kitchen. Decide to skip breakfast. There's WORK to be done.
12:30: Blog.
1:10: OMG, I've spent too long blogging. Wake up, brain! Wake up!
I'll be updating this post all day. (And all night?) Back in a bit.
CURRENT WORD COUNT: 01:20: Change my mind. BREAKFAST IS A MUST. Espresso (caffeine) + an English muffin covered in peanut butter (protein) ought to do the trick.
1:30: Return to the kitchen for bunny-shaped fruit snacks and cheddar-scallion sourdough twists. Why not?
1:35: Engage in a bit of friendly Twitter/blog trash talk with Beth. Eat pear-flavored Jelly Bellies.
1:45: OH. I should probably work, huh?
CURRENT WORD COUNT: 212/15000
BETH'S WORD COUNT: 2801/84002:10: Music. I'm missing the music. Everything will be better if I have the right music. Turn on the
Sunshine soundtrack, because it has the appropriate balance of drive and paranoia.
2:18: Phone-talk with my agent Kate about various stuffs. All is good.
2:30: Back to work.
2:31: Hungry.
2:32: Back to kitchen. Chicken salad on crackers, because: (A) more protein, (B) fast/easy.
2:40: Back to work.
2:41: Gum. I need gum. Dig out Trident Xtra Care Cool Mint, because: (A) need gum, (B) it has Recaldent, which helps strengthen teeth, which my dentist strongly recommends for me. Because I chew too much gum.
2:42: Back to work.
3:15: Change iTunes playlist to Girl Talk, a.k.a. musical crack.
4:10: SLEEPY. Nap time. But first, blog.
CURRENT WORD COUNT: 632/15000 (HA HA HA! *sob*)
BETH'S WORD COUNT: 3626/8400
6:21: Sense a disturbance in the force and wake up from the pallet on my office floor. All of the animals in the house are moving. Ah-HA! Jarrod is home! YAAAAAY! Jarrod Jarrod Jarrod!!! I love him! He is so much fun!
CURRENT WORD COUNT: 632/15000 (Well. Just wait until my NEXT update.)
BETH'S WORD COUNT: 4475/8400 (11,175/15,000)6:30: Way gross and stinky. My Secret Weapon (a.k.a. Jarrod) puts the kettle on while I shower.
6:45: Emerge from the shower like a new writer. Energetic! Clean! Inspired!
6:50: Don battle gear — fresh pajama bottoms and a NaNoWriMo shirt, for luck. Grab GIANT mug of tea and head back to work.
7:00: Check Beth's blog. She's been quiet for the last hour. Is she working or sleeping?!? Fingers crossed for sleeping, but all bets are on working.
7:02: Back to work.
7:40: Jarrod brings me First Dinner, which is more like Breakfast, Part Two. Scrambled eggs and another English muffin.
8:00: Blog. Maybe I'll try to do this every hour, on the hour from now on?
CURRENT WORD COUNT: 1035/15000 (Quadruple digits! Finally!)
BETH'S WORD COUNT: Still no update! What is this madness?!?8:14: Realize I've spent too long updating/hunting for Beth online. WORK! Must get back to work!
8:35: Scene suddenly becomes
sexy. Ooo! This bodes well . . .
9:00: Check
Beth's blog for an update. Discover she's PLAYING DIRTY by calling on her readers to send me pictures of HOT BRITISH MEN via Twitter. Heh. A worthy effort, Revis, but perhaps you UNDERESTIMATE ME.
9:02: Discovers Twitter @replies filled with Wee James McAvoy. Eep!
Gulp.9:06: NO MORE! NO MORE!!!
CURRENT WORD COUNT: 2190/15000
BETH'S WORD COUNT: I think it's still the same??? Can this be TRUE?9:07 - 10:00: Write the entire time. Do you believe?? Things are HEATING UP.
10:01: Discover Beth has resorted to killing off characters. Unsurprising, since I have resorted to make-out scenes.
CURRENT WORD COUNT: 2562/15000 (Crap-it-all! I so thought I'd written more.)
BETH'S WORD COUNT: 5448/8400 (11872/15000)10:05: Back to work.
10:50: Jarrod brings me an espresso and bowl of trail mix. OHMYGOD, MY TEETH. What the heck is wrong with my teeth? Eating suddenly hurts. SO UNCOOL. Beth, did YOU do this to me?
10:52: Teeth okay again. Phew.
11:00: Check Beth's blog. She's resorted to gifs to express her frustrations! Is this a sign of hope? Or will she come back from her break with a
vengeance?CURRENT WORD COUNT: 3585/15000
BETH'S WORD COUNT: 5553/8400 (11997/15000)
11:10: Text from Kiersten. I MUST REPLY. Has Beth discovered my weakness?? Is she behind this?
11:13: Need to pee. NO! I NEED WORDS! I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE MY CHAIR! Whyyyyyyyyyyy??? I hate you, espresso!!! This is YOUR fault. And so are all of these exclamation points and ALL CAPS!!!!!
11:18: WHY DID I JUST CHECK MY EMAIL? WHO CARES ABOUT EMAIL?
12:00 a.m.: Check Beth's blog.
"Did you know that this is the longest time I've ever continuously live-blogged in one day? And it's soon to be the next day..." Yikes. Me, too. Welcome to the new a.m.
12:07: Look at clock. Feel weary for the first time since nap.
CURRENT WORD COUNT: 4010/15000
BETH'S WORD COUNT: No new update. Hopefully, no new word count?12:25: Thanks to advice from Twitter, I chug all three half-drunk caffeinated beverages currently sitting on my desk. HOLY CRUD, THAT WAS DISGUSTING. Why did they ALL have to have cream in them?
12:27: Realize I've been goofing off on Twitter for last twenty minutes. #$%^.
1:00: Delete several hundred words. Arrrrghhhhhh.
1:28: Beth is going to bed! Beth is going to bed! HURRAH! She'll still win, but maybe I can at least beat today's seven thousand word count? Must. Push. On.
CURRENT WORD COUNT: 4399/15000
BETH'S WORD COUNT: 7174/8400 (13598/15000)1:35: LEGS. KILLING ME. How did I not realize that I've been sitting in the same position for
two hours? Decide to move around for a bit. Take near-empty mugs to kitchen, but accidentally spill dregs onto living room rug. Find myself humming, "I like the nightlife. I like to boo-gie," as I clean up the mess. Also, Jarrod is asleep. Sad.
1:50: Back to work.
1:52: Ooo! Text from Kiersten.
1:54: Back to work.
3:00: Bloggity blog blog.
CURRENT WORD COUNT: 5493/15000
BETH'S WORD COUNT: 7174/8400 (13598/15000)3:50: Finish gut-wrenching scene. Sad and exhausted, like the characters. Better switch to something else, and
quick, otherwise I'll never beat Beth's score today.
3:52: Find sexysexy scene to tinker with. Yes. MUCH better.
4:00: Internet sooooo quiet. Bloggity blog blog.
CURRENT WORD COUNT: 6316/15000 (less than 1k away from *new* goal)
BETH'S WORD COUNT: 7174/8400 (13598/15000)4:10: Thoughts:
Yes. I'm REALLY still doing this. And I feel like I'm talking to myself now. BUT I SHALL MARCH ON.5:24: Getting. Sleepy. So sleepy. Met new goal. But also came up with EVEN NEWER and BETTER goal . . . 8,401!
CURRENT WORD COUNT: 7457/15000
BETH'S WORD COUNT: 7174/8400 (13598/15000)6:21: DONE. BOOM!
6:22: Aaaaand I'm off to bed. Because, er, I'm meeting Beth in less than six hours. And even though I've reached
her daily goal, I still owe her those treats. ;-)
FINAL WORD COUNT: 8450/15000
BETH'S WORD COUNT: 7174/8400 (13598/15000)